đ Belmont Stakes: The Race, The Drama, The Hats Holding On for Dear Life
Belmont Stakes: The Final Lap of Horse Racing Madness
Ah, the Belmont Stakesâthe last and longest leg of the Triple Crown, a.k.a. the horse race that separates the champs from the âjust happy to be nominatedâ crowd.
Itâs 1.5 miles of raw power, questionable fashion, emotional yelling at flatscreens, and a lot of pretending you know the difference between a jockey and a trainer.
The Human Side of the Belmont
Letâs humanize this high-stakes equine sprint, shall we? Because while the horses are majestic, the crowd? Utter chaos.
At Belmont Park, youâll find:
- The guy who bet his rent on a horse named Daisyâs Regret
- A woman whose hat doubles as a satellite dish
- Couples debating whether $18 is too much for a cocktail (it is, but itâs tradition)
- Someone loudly asking, âWait, is this the Kentucky Derby?â
This isnât just a raceâitâs the Wimbledon of Whinnying.
Why the Belmont Is a Big Deal
If the Derby is the prom, and the Preakness is the afterparty, the Belmont is the morning after when we find out who actually won, who lost their shoes, and which horse might just make history.
- Distance: 1.5 miles. AKA, the horse marathon.
- Location: Belmont Park, Elmont, New York
- Signature Drink: The Belmont Jewel (bourbon, lemonade, pomegranate juice, and âhopeâ)
- Vibe: Classy with a twist of chaos
Fashion Forecast: Hats, Linen & Humble Regret
You will:
- Regret wearing heels by Race 2
- Sweat through linen you swore was breathable
- Try to hold your hat on during a breeze that could launch a small aircraft
- Take 43 photos, post 3, and caption them âAnd theyâre off đâ¨â
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