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June 2 – National Donut Day
Start the month off sticky-fingered and sugar-rushed. Pair your maple-glazed masterpiece with a spiked cold brew, because if we’re honoring donuts, we might as well do it like adults. Bonus points if you “accidentally” buy a dozen. You’re supporting the economy.
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June 4 – National Cognac Day
The same day as National Cheese Day? Coincidence? We think not. Pairing a smooth glass of cognac with a sharp aged cheddar might be the most grown-up thing you do all month. Bonus points if you sip it slowly while staring into the distance like a French villain contemplating revenge.
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June 4 – National Cheese Day
You gouda be kidding if you think we’d skip this. Whether you’re a classy brie type or someone who eats shredded cheddar straight from the bag (no judgment), celebrate with a cheese board — and obviously, wine. Preferably the kind with a cork you pretend you know how to open.
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June 14 – National Rosé Day
(Second Saturday in June)
Break out the pink drinks and your best “rosé all day” t-shirt. National Rosé Day is the official holiday for sipping, sunning, and Instagramming like it’s your full-time job. Pro tip: It pairs well with inflatable flamingos and drama-free weekends.
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June 14 – National Bourbon Day
It’s neat, it’s strong, and it burns like your ex’s last message. Raise a glass to Kentucky’s finest and impress friends by pretending you know what “notes of vanilla and oak” actually means.
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June 15 – Father’s Day
Time to honor the man who taught you how to parallel park, change a tire, and fall asleep in a lawn chair holding a beer like it’s an Olympic sport. Whether he’s a bourbon guy, a backyard BBQ king, or the type to give “back in my day” speeches over a scotch, Dad deserves a toast.
Pro tip: skip the tie. Hand him a drink and control of the grill — he’ll be happier than a dad in New Balance sneakers at Home Depot.
🎁 Need ideas? Craft a custom six-pack, wrap it in duct tape, and call it “Dad Luxe.”
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June 19 – National Martini Day
A day to shake (or stir) things up with one of the classiest cocktails in the game. Whether you take it dry, dirty, or dangerously strong, this is your excuse to dress like Bond and sip like royalty. Bonus points for pretending you’re at a rooftop bar instead of in your kitchen wearing pajama pants.
“The martini: Because hydration is overrated, and sophistication should come with olives”
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June 20 – Drink Chenin Blanc Day
Never heard of it? Chenin Blanc is like the indie darling of white wines — crisp, bright, and cooler than your friend’s playlist from 2013. This is the day to skip your usual sauv blanc and sip something that says, “I summer in the Loire Valley”, even if you’re just sweating through your patio chair.
Pair it with goat cheese, grilled peaches, or leftover takeout you pretend is a “tasting plate.”
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June 21 – Lambrusco Day
Sparkling red wine? Say less. Lambrusco is the bubbly you didn’t know you needed — juicy, fizzy, and dangerously easy to drink. It’s the rebel of the wine world: chillable, chuggable, and unexpectedly sophisticated.
Pour it over ice if you’re bold, sip it solo if you’re classy, and toast to summer’s most underrated grape.
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June 22 – National Chocolate Eclair Day
Eclairs: The elegant cousin of the donut that makes you feel like you’re doing something fancy. No alcohol pairs better than champagne, because why not pretend you’re at a Parisian brunch when you’re really in pajama pants?
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June 24–30 – Prosecco Week
Not just a day — a whole week dedicated to bubbly bliss? Yes, please. Prosecco Week is your passport to guilt-free fizz, celebratory clinks, and pretending you’re in Venice while standing next to a kiddie pool. Whether you’re brunching, beaching, or just surviving, there’s literally no situation that can’t be improved by a chilled glass of Italy’s sparkling sweetheart.
“Is 11 a.m. too early for Prosecco?”
Not during Prosecco Week, my friend. Not during Prosecco Week.
Perfect for mimosas, spritzes, or straight-up sipping in your finest stretchy pants.
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June 27 – National Sunglasses Day
Time to throw some serious shade — in the best way possible. National Sunglasses Day isn’t just about looking cool (though that’s a bonus); it’s a reminder to protect your eyes from those sneaky UV rays. Whether you’re rocking aviators, wayfarers, or oversized frames that double as a face shield, today’s the day to flaunt them.
“Sunglasses: because squinting is so last season.”
Look cool, drink cooler. Put on your darkest shades, pretend you don’t know anyone, and sip your wine like the movie star you are!
