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🍹 Humorous, Bizarre & Boozy February Holidays
February 1 – Dark Chocolate Day
Because wine pairs with chocolate and no one can stop you.
February 2 – Groundhog Day
If he sees his shadow, drink. If he doesn’t, also drink.
February 4 – Homemade Soup Day
Add wine. It’s basically broth.
February 5 – National Chocolate Fondue Day
Melt things. Dip things. Drink everything.
February 7 – National Send a Card to a Friend Day.
Send a card. Send a bottle. Be remembered forever.
February 9 – National Pizza Day.
Beer + pizza = emotional support meal.
February 11 – National Inventors Day.
Toast the inventor of alcohol. A true hero.
February 13 – Galentine’s Day.
Cocktails before Valentine’s disappointment hits 💅🍸
February 14 – Valentine’s Day.
Drink if you’re in love. Drink more if you’re not.
February 16 – National Do a Grouch a Favor Day.
Buy them a drink. They’ll still complain.
February 17 – Random Acts of Kindness Day
Buy a stranger a shot. That counts.
February 18 – Drink Wine Day
Finally. A holiday that understands you 🍷
February 20 – Love Your Pet Day
They won’t judge your third cocktail.
February 22 – Margarita Day
Salt rim. Zero regrets. Lime solves everything.
February 23 – National Banana Bread Day
Add rum. It’s now adult banana bread.
February 24 – National Tortilla Chip Day.
Chips, salsa, margaritas… science.
February 27 – Polar Bear Day.
Drink something white. Pretend it’s for conservation.
