August 4 - National White Wine Day
Pairs well with summer denial. It’s hot, you’re sweaty, and Chardonnay is the closest thing to air conditioning. Bonus: it makes patio furniture 43% more comfortable
August 8 - International Beer Day (First Friday of August)
Cheers to the universal language: brew. Whether you’re an IPA snob or a lager loyalist, this is your excuse to crack one open and argue over which local brewery has the best pretzel bites
August 13 – National Prosecco Day
Time to get bubbly, darling! National Prosecco Day is like Champagne’s chill, fun cousin who actually RSVPs to brunch. Light, sparkly, and always down to gossip over goat cheese crostini, Prosecco is here to remind you that every sip should come with a side of sparkle—no special occasion required.
So pop the cork, toss in a berry or two, and pretend your patio is an Italian villa. Saluti!
August 16 – National Rum Day
Aka “Make Every Hour a Piña Colada Hour.” If it smells like sunscreen and regret, you’re doing it right.
August 18 – Pinot Noir Day
It’s the moody poet of red wines—perfect for sipping while you dramatically watch the sun go down or update your dating app profile to “emotionally complex.”
August 25 – Whiskey Sour Day
Because sometimes your emotions—and your drinks—need a little sugar with the sting. Cheers to balance and questionable karaoke decisions.
August 28 – Red Wine Day
Hot? Yes. Will we still sip it like we’re in a cozy ski chalet? Also yes. Just maybe chill it a little—your sweat glands will thank you. Can you say Sangria?
Every Sunday in August – “Pre-Monday Pour Decision Day”
Not officially recognized… yet. But if you accidentally pour tequila into your iced tea, the universe understands. 🫠