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July 1 – International Joke Day
Start the month strong—with your best bartender banter. Just don’t mix up your punchline with your punch.
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July 2 – World UFO Day
The truth is out there. So is a martini. Mix up something extraterrestrial and toast the skies—because let’s be honest, after 2 shots of absinthe, everything looks alien.
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July 4 – Independence Day
Grills out, drinks up, flags flying, and someone inevitably trying to make Jello shots patriotic. Cheers to freedom and fireworks (hopefully not at the same time).
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July 5 – National Bikini Day
Celebrate freedom of fabric by sipping cocktails poolside in something that leaves very little to the imagination. Bonus if your drink has an umbrella and SPF.
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July 10 – National Piña Colada Day
A creamy tropical dream. Whether you’re getting caught in the rain or not, this frozen favorite deserves a spot in your blender and your heart.
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July 11 – National Mojito Day
Minty. Fizzy. Slightly fancy. Mojitos are the brunch friend that tells you to go ahead and order bottomless. And yes, muddling counts as exercise.
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July 12 – World Rum Day
Spice it, darken it, float it on a daiquiri—rum does not play. This is your permission slip to drink like a pirate. Eye patch optional.
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Also July 12 – Etch-a-Sketch Day
Try drawing your rum cocktail before drinking it. The results may be abstract, but the buzz is crystal clear.
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July 16 – National Hot Dog Day
Nothing pairs better with cheap beer and summer sun than a questionable tube of meat in a bun. Add relish, regret nothing.
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July 17 - National Ice Cream Day
You could behave… or you could turn that vanilla bean into a boozy affogato. Ice cream, meet liqueur. It’s a match made in melty heaven.
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July 24 – World Tequila Day + Shiraz Day
This is the party girl and the wine snob colliding in one glorious day. Chase your shot with sophistication. Sip a smooth Shiraz. Or do both and argue with a cactus by 9 p.m.
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July 20 – Ugly Truck Day
If it runs, it counts. Load up the tailgate, ice the beers, and toast to rust with gusto.
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July 27 – National Scotch Day
Light a cigar, lower your voice an octave, and raise a glass of something smoky. Bonus points if you pronounce “Islay” correctly.
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July 19 – National Daiquiri Day
From Hemingway to happy hour, the daiquiri is always in style. Even more so when served in a flamingo floaty cup.
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July 29 – National Lipstick Day
That bold lip deserves an equally bold sip. Whether it’s red wine or a neon-tinted cocktail, drink something that leaves a mark—on your glass and your ex’s memory.
